I’m also a douche. I don’t even know how I have friends. How many of my friends are keeping me around for convenience? WHAT convenience? I offer nothing!
Anyway, I’m on a downward spiral of hate, so here’s a picture of James Franco. You will never sleep with him. Think about that. Say it aloud! You will never sleep with James Franco. Good, now we’re all on a downward spiral of hate. I wanted to bring you down with me.