Well, I have turned into a disgusting adult who has to bring her PLANTS home for winter break. LIVING plants. Why couldn't these plants be decent and die like all of my previous plants? Like, we're in a serious drought and all of a sudden the plants in my life decide to stay alive. Great.

New blog coming soon, btw. I'm in the process of moving everything over (don't worry, you won't lose me) and I also give zero fucks because in an hour I'm done with work until January 4th.

And mama has a RHONJ reunion special to watch tonight so leave me the hell alone.