The wave of relief hits you as you throw the last dirty sock in the wash – the last dirty item of clothing in your entire possession, the very garment that tells you that for once! For once! For once, you are entirely caught up on laundry!

And then the tsunami of realization as you become immediately conscious of the clothes on your body, and how they will be in your hamper by tonight.

You will never win. For as long as we cannot walk around naked, you will never win.