Well, my boss is returning to the office today after nearly a month. In my Monday haze, I decided a good fashion choice would be to wear my (incredibly filthy) leggings as pants, something I reserve for Sundays and menstruation. I am also sporting greasy straight hair, no eye liner, and a button down chambray shirt -- potentially the only aspect of my outfit that is suitable for my job. Upon reading my emails from the weekend, I see that my Monday meeting has been updated to a later time. And it's the meeting with the President. A very important meeting with the President.

You want to be me. You can't stand it.

I can't wait to see what else today brings!!!