So the stalking thing turned out to be a much bigger deal than I originally thought, and I'm kind of embarrassed at how the whole thing went down, but everyone I talk to tells me that I'm victim-blaming myself, but I still feel bad and I can't sleep because of it, so I'm up at 6 AM answering work emails that didn't get finished yesterday.

Everyone is okay and I'm totally safe, but the individual in question is to no longer contact me in any way. And if this person does, I'm to notify police immediately. It like... went there.

The world is scary, you guys. I'm tired but we have three new boxes of La Croix in the refrigerator so I'm gonna go now.