It's none of my business whatsoever, but I can't help but feel really skeeved out when I see that people who have known each other for less than two years are getting married. What is wrong with you? You don't even know each other. How do you just do that? Just put up a wedding website and tell "your story" as if anything has even happened in it yet? Caught myself scowling over this... and it was after seeing an acquaintance I actually LIKE is getting married. Who the fuck is this person? YUCK, Y'ALL. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT YUCK.

Even worse when some of them are married with children. It's like... it's like child abuse, basically. It's legal child abuse.

Enjoy your weddings, child-abusing stranger-spouses.