"FUCKING IDIOT"

Thursday, May 28, 2015

- Me to one of the Garage Cats, 6:58 AM on a Thursday, hair in my face, as he escapes into the foggy dawn while I’m trying to figure out how to back out of my parking space without plowing through the giant pile of fresh cat diarrhea left directly behind my rear tire. The same cat who, a few weeks ago, took a normal cat shit behind my tire and when I caught it, proceeded to roll over onto its back and ask for praise. I’m giving up. I’m giving up on all of the animals. I am going to move to a cabin and live alone. No people. No animals. No nothing to take care of. Can you even imagine? I’ve had animals and babies around me all my life. I don’t even know what I would do with myself. Probably smile.