karin as an adult: working on it.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

My lip gloss made a fart noise when I squeezed some onto my lips in the bathroom. I then saw in the reflection of the mirror that a girl with brown cowboy boots occupied one of the stalls. I immediately laughed when I thought “she probably just thought I farted.” Then I turned a shade paler than I normally am and ran out after I realized “oh my god, she probably thought I farted and laughed.”