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Wednesday, March 25, 2015


Can I interest anyone on the Internet in a black leather sofa with a chaise and two matching cubes to put your nasty feet on? Our sofa is being delivered in a few weeks and getting rid of this thing will be the best day of my life. It's not comfortable or attractive. The wooden frame separating the sofa from the chaise will dig into your body if you try to lay down. Formerly the resting place of all drunk people in a two-person bachelor pad. Back couch cushions don't fully adhere to the velcro so you will get a cringe-worthy velcro sound every time you sit on it. You have to live locally to the LA/Ventura area and you have to come pick it up (and we live on the top floor). What a deal, right?

Boyfriend not included.