Man, I am relieved this day is almost over. I have had a serious aversion to my own birthday since high school. Maybe because there are so many expectations that are never met that just leave me inevitably disappointed and depressed. Blech. Thinking about taking a congratulatory Xanax so that I'll for sure sleep through the remaining five hours of this day.
Birthdays: celebrating making it through another year of a life you didn't even ask for.
PLACEBO WEEK: MAKING EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY THE WORST.