puppywatch: I've lost count

Tuesday, June 3, 2014


My face is swollen from getting no sleep thanks to that puppy I've been telling you about nonstop.

I have been up for two hours already. It's 6:30.

Every time I go to do something I really fucking hate, I start thinking about how I only have 60ish years left on this earth, and how very little of this really matters in the long run, and how NONE of this matters in the long, long run, and so that’s why I haven’t washed this shirt at all in three weeks. Three. Weeks.

Plus, if my hair could continue to do this but with a little less snarl and a little more rhyme and reason, I wouldn’t care about my bedhead anymore.