I can't wake up. I think it's because it's Summer and the sun starts coming up at 5 AM and it reminds me of being a kid and just being so happy to be awake and go swimming that I can't sleep. I just accidentally said “ugh” out loud when I day-mared about almost dying and telling my friend not to get help because I didn’t want to die alone, but then it turns out I didn’t die and then all of my friends make fun of me forever.

I think I’m going to do great things with my life, is what I’m saying. I’m probably the first female president.