puppies are stupid

Monday, May 5, 2014

Spent the weekend puppysitting / shouting expletives in the middle of the night over a puppy gate that wouldn't close properly and subsequently had no time to update

I've slept almost not at all and only worked the morning shift today. Waiting for Brad to come home from work so he can take me to get my margarita (you like how I say it like there will only be one?) and then I'll probably cry/collapse on him in my bed while watching Chopped so I can do it all over again tomorrow.

Things are okay, but every day, for about 5 to 10 minutes, I want to throw up everywhere (I wish I would because bulimia would cancel out the jellybeans I had for lunch).