nanny chronicles

Thursday, May 8, 2014


SPOTTED: What blogger bitch was seen kneeling in the corner of the playroom at work putting new clothes on the nearly-3 year old girl she nannies? Sources say the tot peed all over her clothing in the middle of the room despite being completely home potty trained, and despite having peed in two other pairs of underwear earlier that day because, somehow, her little, baby bladder was mysteriously unable to hold the urine for the third time that morning.

When asked to comment, this anonymous mystery lady could only say, “how. how. why. what. how.”