updates on my productivity

Monday, February 10, 2014

I paid my car insurance. I made two eggs and took a shower. I am sitting with wet hair.

I really hope that if there ever has been or will be a single old lady DJ, she refers to herself as The Spinster.

I know why I am my only friend. It’s because Fate knew only I could make and enjoy this joke very, very much.

"Your work is done here, Karin. Move along" - Fate.

Next up: uncomfortable text messages offering up explanations for why I did things when I was drunk.