Listening to Chelsea Handler rip apart Nashville for the last ten minutes re: Taylor Swift losing her virginity to Jake Gyllenhaal was ONE HUNDRED PERCENT the validation I've been searching for.

You nailed it, Chelsea. You nailed it harder than Jake Gyllenhaal nailed Taylor Swift, probably.

Because losing your virginity is gentle. And your words were not.

Please never stop hating Nashville with me, Chelsea. Hate it the way Taylor Swift hates functional romantic relationships.

Bless you.