I'm pooped, Internet.

Was just about to drift off to sleep (it's 8 PM) when I thought of a new submission to all my cool theme party ideas. It's for festival season and it's a flip flop festival.

Two rules:

1. Wear flip flops
2. Have fun

There would be a flip flop customization station to pimp your flops, and a celebrity* judged flip flop catwalk (flopwalk? catflop?) to flaunt your flops for fabulous prizes**.

*celebrity may or may not be a celebrity in your opinion
**prizes may or may not be fabulous in your opinion

Spoiler alert: I would be the celebrity judge.

Reality alert: I am not a celebrity.