Tuesday, February 18, 2014

I am ovulating because I'm feeling jealous that my friends have children. I know, I know. And now younger siblings of my old friends are popping out children, people everywhere younger than me are pregnant and happy and I am going to be 35 and living with a bunch of dogs and still watching Jon & Kate Plus 8 reruns. Is there any way I can have a husband and 2 children with absolutely no responsibility and also I can still go to Cisco's happy hour all day on Sunday and stay in bed til whenever? Can someone find that out for me? SCIENCE, WHERE ARE YOU ON THIS ONE?