WHY DO SCENTED TAMPONS EXIST? WHY?! Dammit, a waste of my money, and now I have to go back to the store. Ugh I know I am an idiot for not closely reading the box, but I don’t bother because my rational brain just assumes that scented tampons should not exist. Scented tampons belong in that level of hell where the waterproof mascara goes.

WHY? WHY? Who wants fake flowery scents emanating from their vagina? Who goes to the Walgreens feminine products aisle thinking, “You know what? I’d really like to play yeast infection roulette today!” UGH. WHY DO THEY EXIST.