Browsing my iFitness stats, I have run 457 miles in the past year. That’s about 52,000 calories. That’s like, seven hundred and fifty Oreos. Which is about sixty Oreos a month, or like two Oreos a day.

It’s wildly unimpressive when you break it down in terms of Oreos. Don’t do that to your accomplishments, guys, just keep Oreos out of it.