I'm going to Disneyland with my sister tomorrow (I think) but just noticed that Mickey's goddamn Halloween Party is tomorrow night, as it usually is on Friday nights in October. This means the park closes at 7:00 PM so that the people who spent an additional $59 can party with Mickey with cool purple and orange lights and eat candy and get crazy.

Because I'm a spoiled idiot, I thought for a moment, "wait, why don't I just get a ticket to that? It could be cool."

But then I remembered, no. I shouldn't do that at all. Because I guess for an admission price of $59 in addition to the money I spent on my season pass I would kind of expect maybe an animatronic Mickey Mouse giving complimentary blow jobs or something. And, realistically, I know that won't happen.