This entire segment made me laugh. It's not funny at all.

A few weeks ago I had a job interview at the Commons (and if you're not from CA, it's where all the rich Calabassholes hang out) and Scott Disick rolled up to get himself a fro yo and was like... I'm sorry, he was really attractive IRL.

I turned that job down but a few days ago the family that I interviewed with called me and begged for me to watch them on a Saturday night because I am the best at raising kids even though I sometimes drink wine on the weekends and I said fine. The mom is super chill and the dad is even more chill and the kids are cute as hell. I babysat them for 8 hours and they paid me and I got my hair done today with that money.

Scott Disick is more or less why my hair is fly.