theme party ideas

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Yo, my birthday might be over but there are birthdays everyday & I can’t have all the fun. Here are some theme party ideas that I came up with that I want to share with you. Feel free to have any of these parties. I don’t care what you do.

SAIL AWAY: THE PUREST MOODZ

This party’s just about experiencing feelings and moods in a safe environment. It’s BYOM (bring your own moods) and the soundtrack is remixed versions of the songs featured in the Pure Moods collection. Guests get crunk on chill beverages and make dreamcatchers.

BOD MOD SQUAD

This for serious homies ONLY. Get like, three people you love a lot together, and do something to permanently change your body (piercings, tattoos, branding.) Obviously to get in the mindset to do such a thing, you’d need to get mad wasted on Sparks (if you can still find it) and listen to Gwar. Once you guys do something to your bodies together, you are your own Bod Mod Squad. You’ll never lose that experience together. This is similar to blood brothers, but if done safely, you won’t give each other diseases transferable by blood (Hep C, HIV, et c.)

BOOK REPORT PARTY

No clever name. This is what it sounds like. Everyone comes with a book report. Diorama, dramatic reading, a prepared musical number based on a theme in the book. Whatever. You can drink wine and learn until your teeth are purple and your brain is fat from knowing so much about literature.

"IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL SOMEBODY CRIES"

This party is not for crybabies, because longevity is the name of this game, in a way. It could take weeks, but if you have weeks, you should just lock yourself in a room with a bunch of your friends and no one can leave until someone winds up crying, probably from exhaustion.

BOYS

This is where you and another female friend invite like, 40 boys over to come watch you hula hoop.*


*Best party ever.