Positive caption: Lookie here. Your girl got a check for eighty dollars for less than 4 hours of her JOB SKILLS.

Negative caption: This is the greatest amount money I have received in more than two months since I quit my job and moved back in with my parents. I will be 27 in 25 days.

Bitch comes with options for daze.

P.S. DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET “1750” TATTOOED ON MY ANKLE AS A REMINDER TO “STAY HUMBLE”? BE HONEST.