wifeable

Sunday, July 14, 2013

THE FUCKING FUCK, FUCKING SHIT. SUCK MY DICK. IT FUCKING DIDN’T, NO IT FUCKING DIDN— It didn’t. Oh.
- In my Kindle, you could find a digital copy of a self-help book about dealing with anger that I have yet to read.

- In my boyfriend's bathroom at about 11:20 this morning you could have found me screaming this at nothing/everything after my blow dryer cord momentarily wouldn't untangle.

You want to wife this up, don’t you? You can’t wait to wife me up, come home and find me screaming at you for forgetting to take the trash out, huh? Want a glass of water in your face? I’ve thrown many-a glass of water in a face. Put a ring on it.