tales from a migraine

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

I’ve shaved off the same scab on my shin every time I’ve shaved this week. I’m mostly impressed, because this means I’ve shaved more than one time this week.

I’m not entirely certain, but I’m pretty sure the only way out of this migraine is to bore a hole into either side of my head and let the lightning and fire ant covered cotton balls out.

I’m so impressed that I described a migraine so accurately.

What if I’m only smart when I have a headache?

I’d rather be a Kardashian.