If you read astrology as often as a crack whore picks a zit, you know that today there are 9 planets forming a 6-pointed star in the sky (similar to a star of David). It's a rare celestial formation that is said to be the portal to new beginnings, good luck, and a type of "gateway" to realize your wishes and desires. We will not experience another planetary alignment like this for nearly 100 years.

So it figures that on this day, I realized my favorite vintage dress is completely see-through.