After holding the door for an attractive 40-something year old man

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Good looking man with eyes like an extremely bangable sunset: Thank you!
 
Me, with eyes like a pool that should be chlorinated more often: You're Helcome!

My brain: HELCOME. Helcome. There is no way of getting out of saying "helcome." Quick. Quiiiiick! Make it better!

Me: (nothing)