Things I Have Googled in the Past 6 Minutes, In Order:

Friday, June 7, 2013

  • Monkeys Los Angeles
  • Are there monkeys in Los Angeles?
  • Monkeys native to Los Angeles?
  • Alpaca farms in Los Angeles?
  • Are there places to pet monkeys in Los Angeles?

ALPACA FARM: CONCLUSIVE, EXISTS.

MONKEY SANCTUARY: EXISTS, NO EVIDENCE YOU CAN TOUCH THEM. DOES ANYONE KNOW IF I CAN TOUCH A MONKEY IN LA? TRYING TO COME UP WITH BIZARRE DATE IDEAS BECAUSE I DATE SOMEONE WHO I THINK MIGHT THINK THAT'S FUNNY / AWESOME / THE BEST. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.