My catchy new rap song I invented when I realized something about myself and others

Saturday, June 22, 2013

YOOO!!!! HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOUR EXPECTATIONS FOR YOURSELF ARE SO IMPOSSIBLY HIGH THAT THEY BLEED INTO THE EXPECTATIONS FOR OTHERS UNTIL ONE DAY YOU REALIZE THAT YOU’RE KIDDING YOURSELF.

I WOULD JUST LIKE YOU TO REPEAT THAT IF YOU EVER EXPECT ANYTHING OUT OF ANYONE. SAY WHAT YOU EXPECT AND THEN END WITH “I MUST BE KIDDING MYSELF.”

“I expect this person to take out the trash. I must be kidding myself.”

“I expect this person to be a good person. I must be kidding myself.”

HEY, HO. HEY, HO. HANDS IN THE AIR. PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTMENTS. NEVER EXPECT ANYTHING SHORT OF TERRIBLE OUT OF THEM. HEY, HO.