Internal Monologue, Saturday morning after leaving Dudeguy's house

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Should I take a shower… Why. What’s the point. You take off your pants and then 20 minutes later you’re putting on different pants. Why AM I wearing pants right now? Maybe I will take a shower. I can’t hang out in my own filth. How do people not take showers every day that they’re awake? Sometimes I take showers twice a day, and then I forward videos (just the tip of my head that pokes up above the shower doors) to demonstrate how I take boiling hot 15 to 20 minute showers twice a day to citizens of struggling countries.

I’m going to go take a shower, it will be glorious and wasteful.

Can’t wait until I am rich enough to have my shower fueled by heated Evian water.