“Nah, man. He passed out. He was turning fucking purple and shit.”

Thursday, May 9, 2013

 - a man walking by Gymboree as we were leaving.*

*Dear Metropolitan Nashville Police,

That is the only information I have about this situation. If some homeslice turns up dead tomorrow, I really have nothing more to offer you. Please don’t bother to question me. I’m sure, like everyone, you read my blog. How stylish!

Seriously, though: That’s all I know.