I was just scrolling through some weird photo albums on Facebook of people I don't even really know (because I'm doing really good at packing). There’s a bunch of pictures of them hugging their Dad. Under the picture, it says “Dad <3<3<3<3” and all I can think about is how weird and foreign and totally gross that would feel if I did that. I don’t think their relationship with their father is gross, mind you. It appears super healthy. I’m saying that while I have a great relationship with my Dad, it’s not based on hugs in public or telling him I love him. It’s based on me calling him an asshole while pointing out how bald and old he is.