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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Do we all realize that applause is just us touching two body parts together in quick succession to make a noise and that is how we congratulate other humans? Do we all realize that? We’re savages, man. I’m going to go cry for 15 years because today is the day that I realized I honestly understand dogs more than humans and it’s not a big ha-ha funny joke like I previously thought.

Just let me hang out with some German Shepherds.