$3,112.00 -- Real amount of money I have to spend on my moving company (which is the best rate I found; plus, the people who work there were super nice. If anyone needs to do a long-distance move and has significant furniture, go with United. Cannot recommend them enough. Also, this does not include the cost of moving MYSELF home -- gas, lodging, food, etc.)

$3,239.00 -- Real amount of money being deducted from my checking account by the IRS at midnight on April 15.

$1,200+ -- Real amount of money I will probably owe my roommate by May 1.

I guess this is where I write about how it's a good thing all of my grandparents died and left me some cash.

Thanks for dying, grandmas and grandpa. So far, it's totally been worth it.