Do you guys every stay up all night and then decide to pay your taxes at 4 in the morning? Do you also accidentally add additional zeros to your gross income and then see that you owe over $1 million? LOL. Doing taxes at 4 in the morning is akin to doing them drunk.

“I am a 26 year old woman. I know people who are in medical school. To become doctors. To save lives,” I silently ruminated as I found myself crawling on all fours to hide under my 61 year old father’s desk so I could scare him when he came downstairs.

“He’s on heart medication, I shouldn’t be doing this.”