I can’t go on Facebook anymore unless I’m making nonsense posts and getting made fun of by former professors. I just saw some photos of someone’s wedding and audibly gagged like I was twelve years old again and one of my fellow campers was showing me a photo of her boyfriend from home.

Part of me knows I should just be happy for them and that I shouldn’t even be repeating this because it makes me sound so ugly, and part of me’s like “Well, thank God you two found each other!” and another part of me is like, “NASSSSTTYYYYYY. You two are NASTY.”

I just decided I need to stay off Facebook because none of this is good. None of it.