christmas heave

Monday, December 24, 2012

Stopped by an old friend’s house to see her new puppy, and I had to politely decline her mother’s incredibly kind invitation to stay for Christmas Eve dinner by saying “Ummmmmmmmm, ummmmmmmmmm, ummm, no thanks,” because I couldn’t think of a polite, family-friendly way of saying “I can’t because it would be rude to leave my jacket on while at the dinner table and it would also be rude to take my jacket off and risk you noticing I didn’t put on a bra today.”