I brought a Xanax with me to work for when I go vote today. I’m pretty certain I will not be able to handle any of it sober, which probably means I’m going to grow up to become a heroin addict but we’ll deal with that when we get to it.

I'm torn between two candidates for the Presidency; one of whom will most likely win, and one with whom I align very heavily on the political spectrum, and who will not even rate. This is a big concern of mine, but just like my prescription drug habit, we'll deal with that when we get to it.