I am definitely going to take a lot of pictures of the giant, blow-up turkey I have in my front yard. I’m definitely going to take tons of pictures of that. I can’t wait to upload 75 pictures of this giant, blow-up turkey later. It’s going to be a good time. I’m going to see my giant, blow-up turkey at so many different angles. From the front. From the back. From the side. From the other side. From somewhere between the front and the side. I can’t wait for all of my friends to see My Giant, Blow Up Turkey From All Different Kinds of Angles Facebook album. I’m going to get so many comments on this.

- What I imagine the neighbor across the street from my work said to himself as I watched him take pictures of his giant, blow-up turkey he has set up in his front yard.