You know, though? Like, allow me to break it down for you:
  • Calm down.
  • Nobody doesn't like Christmas.
  • If you have a problem with me calling it "Christmas," stop reading this blog.
  • Consumerism and Biblical inconsistencies are irrelevant.
  • Christmas is an American holiday.
  • Stop being unAmerican.
  • Hanukkah, too.
  • Why do you care so much?
  • WHY?