This guy surprised me yesterday morning by showing up at our home.

Last night, I took an Ativan and he was going to play video games in bed while I slept. Not only did we forget to shut of the light, but we essentially both fell asleep immediately. With the light, television, and Wii on.

Sorry for being such an asshole, Earth!

Whatever, I bet someone is going to come out with some sort of study/well-thought-out article saying that none of it really makes a huge impact because ___________, just like with every other thing that we’re told is good for our bodies/the environment/society.

“YOU GUYS ARE A LOST CAUSE.” - Mother Nature