YOU GUYS! I AM GETTING MY PERMANENT CROWN TODAY FOR MY TOOTH THAT I HAD PULLED!

YEAH I’M FEELIN’ LIKE MONTELL IN ’94 FA SHO!

I say ’94 because I’m definitely not ’95 Montell. I feel like Montell had to have known he was getting shit done in ’94. In “This Is How We Do It” he talks about being poor in ’94 and that he blew up in ’95.

I’m definitely not like having girls in gold bikinis give me massages in Aruba while pouring Pina Coladas down my torso yet but I mean, I’m getting shit done.


I may not be super successful yet but god daaaaammmn, I am well dressed (AND HAVE ALL MY TEETH... soon).