Wow. Where did that come from?

I'm going to the dentist today. (three paragraphs deleted because everybody already knows that I'm gonna go HAM on the Xanax bottle in the parking lot when I get there and probably have the worst time of my life regardless of how high I can get myself and then be physically unable to move for the next week due to total fear, disappointment, and financial loss.)

Anyway, yea, I am going to the dentist this afternoon to (supposedly) get my crown (finally) and a filling (fingers crossed) because I want to feel even more awful in my day-to-day life.