On a scale of 1 - 10, I'm sitting here kind of drunk and wondering if it's acceptable to email everybody in my contacts and ask them to reply with their best memory of me, or if that is not a good idea. But look, I can still form coherent sentences and I am quasi-listening to this old episode of the Kardashians and understanding both so I think it's a win-win for Nashville tonight.

Win because I got this drunk for $14 and win because I went out in public today.