Oh, so.

I survived phase 2 of Dental Death Trap: The Remix.

In fact, it was kind of pleasant. Because I WAS SO HIGH.

Look, I've never had nitrus other than during Dental Death Trap part 1, and I was so high on other things that I just fell asleep in the chair.


This time. Was awesome.

It felt like angels were hugging every hair follicle on my body, and then I remembered how good it felt to go pee 10 minutes prior, so I told my dental assistant "I peed." And she looked at me. And then I laughed really hard and said, "not in this chair, though." And then I laughed and laughed and she laughed and said "Maybe we can turn down the nitrus."