If I was, like, 13ish, I would have laaaaaauuughed my booty off typing in "Large Seamen," giggling to myself in relief from behind my parents’ PC after five grueling hours of unplugging & plugging in the Internet because it kept cutting out during my high octane flirtatious convos via America Online.

Yeah, holla at KPandas86.

She’s got the mint teal with yellow text on her profile.

Her “personal quote” box is filled with Fenix TX lyrics and the “marital status” box probably says something sassy like “I don’t know karate!”