Not a topless beach

Thursday, June 14, 2012

I've managed to lose my bikini top.

I definitely had it in California. And I thought I put it in my suitcase. But when I (finally) unpacked, it wasn't there.


Can you believe I had a hard time finding anything in that pile? That pile that sat there for OVER A WEEK?

And we are going on vacation tomorrow.

To a beach.

(Not a topless beach.)

So Darien is on his way over to my work right now so that he can help me kiss & squeeze the sweet baby babe while I frantically try on new bikinis downtown.

I'm also taking sweet Baby Jug to the pool after her nap and, like, gotta look fly for that. Gotta impress those toddler swimmers. Gotta be the hottest bitch there.