Last night, in a retaliation prank, I turned all of my friend’s cigarettes upside down in his pack, hoping he would draw one and light it backwards. That is exactly what happened and I have never been more pleased with myself or my actions.

I hope to forever remember the sound of the lighter igniting, followed by the strange smell of a lit filter, and then the silence and gazing and “I just lit my…” and me with my hands covering my mouth as if it would stop the obnoxiously loud laughter and finally “did you turn all of my cigarettes around, you bitch?”

I excel at playing the role of trolling little sister.