I also wear Bruce Springsteen's ass on my chest.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012


A gross habit I've had since I was 14 and started drinking iced coffee is drinking 80% of the coffee, letting the ice melt for an hour, and then topping it off with Diet Coke and some more ice.

I am so quirky! And weird! And unique! I'm just like a Sandra Bullock movie!

I'm like the most Sandra Bullockiest movie!